Why Washington Must Go

It was Max Angst on the phone.
“Art, have you seen the wonderful accomplishment by the United States Congress that our President signed into law today, that President who is so deeply involved in his War on Terrorism?
“Oh, Oh I thought. Max is angry at Washington again.Max, what are you talking about?”
“Why the appropriations bill for the Department of Homeland Security, Art. Did you know it had provisions that required all the cargo on passenger planes be screened, and it established a system for scanning all container ships for nuclear devices?”
“No Max, I didn’t know that. But now that you tell I must say I approve of those ideas. Do you think the gang in Washington is finally waking up?
“No Art, I don’t.”
“And why is that?”
“Because those great minds in Congress gave the terrorists a three year free ride on blowing up passenger planes. No screening is going to be done for three years.”
“My God!. Max, they could blow up every airplane, every airport, hell every city in our country if nobody’s going to check for explosives or WMD’s for the next three years. Hell, that’s plain crazy.”
“Art, its worse with the ships: they get five years.”
“What? Max, you’re kidding me.”
“I am not, Art. That’s what’s in the bill they’re all bragging about.”
“Geez, that’s scary.”
“And how about that great Warrior against terrorism who threatens to veto every other bill that passes across his desk? Why didn’t he threaten to veto this bill if they didn’t provide American’s citizens quicker protection?”
“Knowing good, old George, Max, I’d say he’s protecting business from having to move quickly on these actions.”
“At the same times he’s sending our troops to Iraq for the fourth and fifth time. Sending them to put their lives on the line. The bastard will protect some lazy airline executive from getting off his ass and moving quickly to protect the lives of his passengers. But he doesn’t care about the heroes who have already given so much. And that goes for the whole gang in Washington. All they care about are the money boys and the rest of us can go to hell. Art, I here and now make a vow to do all I can to reveal to the American public just what a bunch of low lives we have in Washington. I want everyone of them gone out of office within the time frames of this bill.”
“Hell Max, maybe you should run for office.”
“I’m not eligible, but I’m looking for good people to replace that gang currently in Washington.”